"You can’t do this! I’m more smarter! Or I’m smarter. I’m smarter."
Overheard while walking to the Lu: ‘I mean, you would have sex with god.’
Anonymous asked: "Don't not drink because you're worried about being drunk, you're super fun when you're drunk."
"Is that too close to marriage? Sharing a Spotify account?"
I’m like a North Atlantic right whale—noble but at risk.
I was a really dramatic person in high school! Literally. I did a lot of acting.
(Talking about the importance of specificity in a research methods class)
Professor: If I participate in my gang, is that the social organization they’re talking about?
I’ve never seen him, like, cis-man rage before!
You’re a patriarchy fighter, which is like a firefighter, but more constant. And intense. And often microsized…
We’re supposed to use our words, because punching people is rude…but I have a lot of pent up aggression.
Don’t make me sign into Cisco! I’m a good person!!
Please. As a recent victim of procrastination, just start the damn paper.
"I haven’t seen ___ this semester yet!"
"That’s because she’s in France…."
"I love sad songs."
"It sounded happy!"
"It was a dirge…"
Anonymous asked: "I wish I had a life, I just can't right now."