December 2011
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We have reached 100 followers!
Wellesley College: taking tumblr by storm in barely a week.
We really know how to procrastinate.
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During finals...
“Every time right before finals, I have this passing thought about stepping in front of a slow-moving vehicle and getting hit. And then I always realize that getting hospitalized probably wouldn’t excuse me from finals but would just drag it out more.”
Submitted by kippy
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Anonymous asked: "There is only one thing stronger than Wellesley Women; their mothers" -Bates dining hall on 12/16/11
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“There is no such thing as a bad decision. There are only sometimes bad results....”
– 12/16/11 Beebe 2nd floor Heard by: admin
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Anonymous asked: Can you please reference biddies who ssshh anyone who whispers in the living room and then has a phone conversation with her parent to edit her paper at full volume....
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Student: “UGHHHHH MOM!” Mom: “Let me in!….jfjfjbkv” Student:”This is WELLESLEY COLLEGE mom.”
Shafer lobby Submitted by: anon
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“Is this real life still?”
Submitted by jenelasais
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queerfemmebabble asked: Do you know Melissa Jo? You should. She's freakin hilarious. And would give you a lot of material for this tumblr.
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“If only everyone I knew were a twin. Then if I liked them as friends I could be...”
– 12/15/11 Source: text message Heard by: admin
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Eavesdropping in the Science Center
(Three friends talking)
Friend 1: “If you could either find true love or get into med school, which would you choose?”
Friends 2 and 3, simultaneously: “Med school.”
Submitted by: airellia
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“If you went to Wellesley, you totally would’ve been a Queen Lesbian. You...”
– Me (to my sister on how stereotypically gay she is with her eyebrow piercing, Tegan & Sara all over her Tumblr, loads of flannel, and short hair)
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Sage Advice
Person 1: Done is always better than undone. It’s what I’ve discovered. Person 2: Best advice I’ve ever heard.
12/15/11 Pomeroy Dining Hall Heard by: admin
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Art Library Overnighter
This morning the Art Library reported a student had, in finals desperation, hidden in the art library until it was closed and locked up, before turning on the lights and continuing to study.
Submitted by: jthebeatfreak
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The Worst Way to Go...
Non Wellesley Student: Hey, what’s up? Wellesley Student: I’m slowly dying a painful death. By work. Non Wellesley Student: Death by work is the worst way to go.
12/15/11 Source: Facebook Chat Heard by: admin
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“So I went to the library at 8:10 this morning, and there were already like FIVE...”
– A junior on discovering that yes, some of us really are ‘that girl’ Heard by: a senior Source: Facebook
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere
Girl 1: Hey, where are you going?
Girl 2: To the liquor store.
Girl 1: Its 11am….Isn’t that a little early?
Girl 2: It’s never too early!
Outside Tower Court Submitted by greenhatcat
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“Tomorrow we’re totally whipping the crack! …I mean cracking the...”
– 12/15/11 Mcafee TV Room Heard by: admin
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“He said I reminded him of Justin Bieber! My life is over!! Ugh.Why? I’m so...”
– 12/15/11 Mcafee Tv Room Heard by: admin
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"She’s not even a girl – she’s probably, like, a...
Pomeroy Dining Hall Submitted by: besuretowearflowers
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“She may be the dominant one, but let me tell you, you’ll never get your...”
– 12/14/11 Bates Dining Hall Heard by: admin
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“I always look either drunk, stoned, or pregnant in photos. I am none of those...”
– 12/14/11 Bates Dining Hall Heard by: admin
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“But it hurts so good!”
– 12/9/11 Freeman 1st Floor Heard by: admin
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“I’m either going to get married young…old…or not at all.”
– 12/12/11 Pomeroy Dining Hall Heard by: admin
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“That shit scared the fuck out of me. I was like, who’s dying?”
– Mari, on primal scream (via i-was-infinite)
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“So the line in the song is kinda like ‘I raped you but you liked it’...”
– 12/12/11 Pomeroy Dining Hall Heard by: admin
puzzledpeace asked: This is a work of genius. Thank you. (Only criticism: the font is a bit difficult to read.)
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Anonymous asked: "Finals would be a really good time to get kidnapped."
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Submissions are open!
Please feel free to submit quotes or conversations you overhear at Wellesley!
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“Every time I see someone studying there alone in the dark on the weekend, I...”
– 12/11/11, 2:30am (Saturday night) Entering Science Center Psych lounge Heard by: admin
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“…and then I told him, ‘You can’t put your toe there!’”
– 12/5/11 In front of Beebe Heard by: admin