Girl 1: are you wearing your white Jimmy Choos?
Girl 2: I can’t wear those. Have you seen the date? It’s not after Memorial Day yet..
Girl 1: oh wow, I’m so embarrassed. Submitted by: exdairyprincess

I brought my dirndl with me. I can’t wait to break that out.

-overheard in Pom dining hall

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